<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634</id><updated>2012-02-16T11:23:45.058-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Entre Sueños Y Palizas</title><subtitle type='html'>Where is the love?</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-5862253261556437884</id><published>2008-07-09T09:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T11:51:15.892-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/SHTrFo35bfI/AAAAAAAAAEA/CeqjbRTRpyA/s1600-h/deseo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/SHTrFo35bfI/AAAAAAAAAEA/CeqjbRTRpyA/s400/deseo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221056350132989426" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;* porque la esperanza es lo ultimo que se pierde [pero se pierde]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-5862253261556437884?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/5862253261556437884/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=5862253261556437884' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/5862253261556437884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/5862253261556437884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/07/porque-la-esperanza-es-lo-ultimo-que-se.html' title=''/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/SHTrFo35bfI/AAAAAAAAAEA/CeqjbRTRpyA/s72-c/deseo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-5360702076079885253</id><published>2008-07-09T09:03:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-09T09:03:36.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;presumes de saberlo todo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;y&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;no entiendes nada&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-5360702076079885253?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/5360702076079885253/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=5360702076079885253' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/5360702076079885253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/5360702076079885253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/07/presumes-de-saberlo-todo-y-no-entiendes.html' title=''/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-9172041674557427872</id><published>2008-05-13T08:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T11:51:16.063-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Conclusión: la magia no existe</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/SCm1PSNXXmI/AAAAAAAAAD4/FSYeZJDN_GQ/s1600-h/enfocadodes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/SCm1PSNXXmI/AAAAAAAAAD4/FSYeZJDN_GQ/s400/enfocadodes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199886518966509154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;cierra los ojos fuertemente...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;piensa algo que quieres que se cumpla...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;abre los ojos...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;¿todo sigue igual?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);"&gt;continuemos&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);"&gt;...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;cierra los ojos fuertemente...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;piensa algo que quieres que se cumpla...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255); font-weight: bold;"&gt;abre los ojos...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;¿todo sigue igual?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;¿quien dijo que la magia existiese?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;si has conseguido cambiar algo corre a hacerlo público, creo que te dará de comer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-9172041674557427872?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/9172041674557427872/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=9172041674557427872' title='4 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/9172041674557427872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/9172041674557427872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/05/conclusin-la-magia-no-existe.html' title='Conclusión: la magia no existe'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/SCm1PSNXXmI/AAAAAAAAAD4/FSYeZJDN_GQ/s72-c/enfocadodes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-8446922174292006784</id><published>2008-04-15T13:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T11:51:16.201-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ella es ella</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/SAeuvqWf_sI/AAAAAAAAADw/iijTsbLVSkg/s1600-h/ellaesella.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/SAeuvqWf_sI/AAAAAAAAADw/iijTsbLVSkg/s400/ellaesella.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190309229413531330" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold;"&gt;          &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"&gt;Ella no tiene venas, tampoco tiene pulmones, ni corazón... pero la quiero mas que a ti &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-8446922174292006784?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/8446922174292006784/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=8446922174292006784' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/8446922174292006784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/8446922174292006784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post.html' title='Ella es ella'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/SAeuvqWf_sI/AAAAAAAAADw/iijTsbLVSkg/s72-c/ellaesella.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-1168068162428164934</id><published>2008-04-11T08:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T11:51:16.518-08:00</updated><title type='text'>el amor...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- ¿me amas?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;                                                       &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;- no&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R_-Gu_GlRpI/AAAAAAAAADQ/nPgHOBCNFJs/s1600-h/una+joven+muere+por+amormargen.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R_-Gu_GlRpI/AAAAAAAAADQ/nPgHOBCNFJs/s400/una+joven+muere+por+amormargen.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188013437525247634" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                               &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;                         &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;                            Dicen que sus pulmones dejaron de funcionar...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R_-x5vGlRrI/AAAAAAAAADg/vsVGIjx4TpI/s1600-h/ninia.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R_-x5vGlRrI/AAAAAAAAADg/vsVGIjx4TpI/s400/ninia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188060901208835762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                              &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;                               &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; y entonces ¡PUM! su corazón explotó &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-size:130%;" &gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-1168068162428164934?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/1168068162428164934/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=1168068162428164934' title='4 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/1168068162428164934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/1168068162428164934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/04/me-amas-no-dicen-que-sus-pulmones.html' title='el amor...'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R_-Gu_GlRpI/AAAAAAAAADQ/nPgHOBCNFJs/s72-c/una+joven+muere+por+amormargen.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-2661287018938541222</id><published>2008-03-30T05:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T11:51:16.659-08:00</updated><title type='text'>imbécil...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R--Qs3ELoDI/AAAAAAAAADI/zK85FfX9Zrw/s1600-h/vela.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R--Qs3ELoDI/AAAAAAAAADI/zK85FfX9Zrw/s400/vela.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183520796496863282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Cuando algo se apaga, lo mejor es encenderlo de nuevo, o al menos intentarlo ... pero aquella monosílaba aparentemente tan inteligente pensó que lo mejor era acusar de gammas a las demás bisílabas y trisílabas...&lt;br /&gt;por ahora acabo bien, pero ya sabemos como vas a acabar =)&lt;br /&gt;Una vez mas aquella letrilla mediocre compuesta por tres palos demostró lo sumamente estupida que podía llegar a ser, lo malo es que cuando estas a su lado nunca llegas a pensar mal de ella&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" &gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-2661287018938541222?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/2661287018938541222/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=2661287018938541222' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/2661287018938541222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/2661287018938541222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/03/cuando-algo-se-apaga-lo-mejor-es.html' title='imbécil...'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R--Qs3ELoDI/AAAAAAAAADI/zK85FfX9Zrw/s72-c/vela.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-2319174144360699816</id><published>2008-03-16T17:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-16T17:48:29.310-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Historia de un pepino sin madre</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Esta es la historia de un pepino sin madre, abandonado a los 2 años en la sección de las latas de conserva el pobre pepino tuvo que buscarse la vida como pudo, probo estando en escabeche, pero nada, eso no era lo suyo,  así que un día decidió abandonar aquella sección y se fue con los melocotones en almíbar, un buen día hablando con melocotona naranja descubrió que lo único que tenia en común con ellos era el almíbar, ya que en color, tamaño y textura había una gran diferencia...así que decidió huir y acabo con las natillas, pero no duro allí mucho tiempo, pues eran demasiado dulces, frías y... a veces amargas, pues no aceptaban al pobre pepino... con una gran depresión huyó, paso por donde las alcachofas, zanahorias, lechugas, tomates... y poco a poco fue engordando, hasta el punto de tener sobrepeso (mas bien emocional), de vez en cuando tenia algunas crisis de histeria, pero en muy pocas ocasiones, un día muy decidido el se fue hacia la sección de bebidas en la que duro mucho tiempo, ya que se hizo alcohólico...pasaron los minutos, que mas tarde se convirtieron en horas, que mas tarde se convirtieron en días, que mas tardes se convirtieron en semanas, pero estas semanas no lograron convertirse en meses, ya que el pobre pepino se dio cuenta de que era bipolar...que ocupaba ese 2% ... para su desgracia ya era demasiado tarde...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;¿quien iba a querer a un pepino alcohólico con tendencias suicidas (debido a su depresión)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- ¡Yo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;y allí estaba ella, la zanahoria mas naranja de la sección... pero no era el tipo de zanahoria que a un pepino alcohólico y con tendencias suicidas le gustaba, así que se coló en el carro de la compra de una joven asiática y acabo entre una red de trafico de prostitución, al pobre lo usaban como vibrador, cansado de esto un día decidió saltar por la ventanilla de la furgoneta donde dormían todas las prostitutas y acabo aplastado por la silla de ruedas de una anciana que circulaba a 10/h&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;conclusión : no saltes de la ventanilla de la furgoneta de una red de prostitución asiática, pues ya se sabe lo que dicen "ellos no miran, sospechan" &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);"&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-2319174144360699816?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/2319174144360699816/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=2319174144360699816' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/2319174144360699816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/2319174144360699816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/03/historia-de-un-pepino-sin-madre.html' title='Historia de un pepino sin madre'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-3665295531326638591</id><published>2008-03-08T06:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T11:51:16.818-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Para esas tres lineas...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R9Kro_DrQcI/AAAAAAAAAC0/sT_97Ifw6p0/s1600-h/weee.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R9Kro_DrQcI/AAAAAAAAAC0/sT_97Ifw6p0/s400/weee.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175387642412089794" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¿El mundo?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Ese está infectado de hipócritas...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Los monosílabos, bisílabos, trisílabos... &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;¡Todos! &lt;/span&gt;Están girando continuamente...&lt;br /&gt;Hoy aquí, mañana allí, el lunes soy mejor que tu, el martes eres la persona que más quiero en el mundo, el miércoles te odio, el jueves no puedo vivir sin ti, el viernes no quiero que nadie ni nada nos separe, el sábado creo que no nos entendemos, no valemos para estar unidas... El domingo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¿el domingo?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Yo solo estaba contigo porque me lo pasaba bien&lt;/span&gt; (sí, se me da bien esto de jugar)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Un día encima...otro debajo...al final las dos nos vamos al carajo &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"&gt;¿Yo? Yo no soy de esas, no puedo cambiar tanto&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"&gt; ;)&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¡&lt;u&gt;hipócrita&lt;/u&gt;!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-3665295531326638591?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/3665295531326638591/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=3665295531326638591' title='4 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/3665295531326638591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/3665295531326638591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/03/el-mundo-ese-est-infectado-de-hipcritas.html' title='Para esas tres lineas...'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R9Kro_DrQcI/AAAAAAAAAC0/sT_97Ifw6p0/s72-c/weee.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-7719681253159990709</id><published>2008-03-02T02:08:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T11:51:16.978-08:00</updated><title type='text'>dos corazones, ¿mismo sentimiento?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qBm5QQcRI/AAAAAAAAACU/sifhfHzIMjc/s1600-h/blancanegra.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qBm5QQcRI/AAAAAAAAACU/sifhfHzIMjc/s400/blancanegra.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173089627192455442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;~&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;Épsilon pensaba que su corazón era el único que quería salir de su pecho cuando veía a cierto bisilábo (que no vamos a nombrar) y asumió que todo acabaría por convertirse en la típica historia de dos corazones que no se entendían, pero una vez más el no ser monosílaba no le ayudó de nada, pues se equivoc&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;ó&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"&gt;"nos queda una bala, apuntamos al corazón"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qAT5QQcLI/AAAAAAAAABk/cqXo14GYUxA/s1600-h/cora%C3%A7ao1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-7719681253159990709?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/7719681253159990709/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=7719681253159990709' title='5 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/7719681253159990709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/7719681253159990709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/03/un-da-psilon-se-dio-cuenta-de-que-su.html' title='dos corazones, ¿mismo sentimiento?'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qBm5QQcRI/AAAAAAAAACU/sifhfHzIMjc/s72-c/blancanegra.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-1248412635934252157</id><published>2008-03-01T13:52:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T11:51:17.399-08:00</updated><title type='text'>¿Quien quiere amigos?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8nRCJQQcAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/NCEXl7tUPCA/s1600-h/weah.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8nRCJQQcAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/NCEXl7tUPCA/s400/weah.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172895481785774082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;un dia épsilon se dio cuenta de que la amistad era como una cerilla, para su desgracia, cuando se habia dado cuenta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt; la ceri&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;lla se habia consumido * &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- ¿la culpa?&lt;br /&gt;- ¡las regaderas!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;pobre de épsilon que no se miro a si misma...aunque no fuese monosilaba, aparento ser algo estupida... corrio hacia su carabana pensando... &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;¡pobre de mi! &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;y mirando el cielo se durmió...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;- ¿moraleja?&lt;br /&gt;- la culpa no siempre la tienen las regaderas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-size:85%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" Todo tiene su principio y su final,&lt;br /&gt;difícil de entender, difícil de llevar "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-1248412635934252157?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/1248412635934252157/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=1248412635934252157' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/1248412635934252157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/1248412635934252157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/03/un-dia-psilon-se-dio-cuenta-de-que-la.html' title='¿Quien quiere amigos?'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8nRCJQQcAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/NCEXl7tUPCA/s72-c/weah.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-849785527995519634.post-5077106224224017308</id><published>2008-03-01T13:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-02T09:55:50.023-08:00</updated><title type='text'>¿Por qué épsilon?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"&gt;épsilon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;: quinta letra del alfabeto griego, lo mejor es... que no es una monosilaba, ni una gamma, es simplemente épsilon, a lo largo de su vida ha tenido problemas con mi una de las monosilabas mas gammas que existen en el mundo, que se apoderó de pi (algo estupida pero buena gente), dseta (muy veleta), delta (con los meses terminó convirtiendose en una gamma) y... muchas mas que épsilon ya no recuerda... el por qué...por culpa de las gammas...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/849785527995519634-5077106224224017308?l=las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/feeds/5077106224224017308/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=849785527995519634&amp;postID=5077106224224017308' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/5077106224224017308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/849785527995519634/posts/default/5077106224224017308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://las-pompas-de-epsilon.blogspot.com/2008/03/psilon-quinta-letra-del-alfabeto-griego.html' title='¿Por qué épsilon?'/><author><name>Belépsilon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480914382248541601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_c9OFfKo3bgc/R8qHTJQQcUI/AAAAAAAAACs/KS9baiJnjxY/S220/bocaaa.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
